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A cruise in the Pacific goes all wrong, the ship sinks, and there were only 3 survivors;

Damian, Darren and Deirdre..........

They manage to swim to a small island.......and they lived there for a couple of years..... doing what's natural for men and women to do.....

After several years of casual sex, all the time, Deirdre felt absolutely horrible about what she had been doing...................

She felt having sex with both Damian and Darren was so bad that she killed herself...............

It was very tragic but Damian and Darren managed to get through it and, after a while nature once more took its inevitable course..............

Well, a couple more years went by and Damian and Darren began to feel absolutely horrible about what they where doing.....................

So, They buried her.

Jason : Never alone.

Randy and Em (and anyone else who wants it) : #2 4247 Astlais Place, P.O. Box 5129, Smithers, B.C., V0J 2N0

Cara: Wat are you doing later this year, like in fall maybe?

Greg : Did you buy the fucking paper or what? Did you at least read it? I made your CD, it is waiting for you.

Sean : chortle chortle

Chris : Good luck buddy, you'll do fine.

Dirty : Are you a mom yet?

Mary-Lou, Allan, Peter, Cara : Thanks. ( Thanks on a webpage seems hardly enough, but you know I feel it in my heart. )

Did you know that george W bush and osama bin laden are gay lovers! Maybe were gay lovers is better, now poor georgie porgie, has a sore ass, and he is pouting. He is pouting because saddam hussein sodomised osama, now osama loves saddam sodomy.

War -- Edwin Starr

Oh no-there's got to be a better way
Say it again
There's got to be a better way-yeah
What is it good for?
*War has caused unrest
Among the younger generation
Induction then destruction
Who wants to die?
War-huh
What is it good for?
Absolutely nothing
Say it again
War-huh
What is it good for?
Absolutely nothing
Yeah
War-I despise
'Cos it means destruction
Of innocent lives
War means tears
To thousands of mothers how
When their sons go off to fight
And lose their lives
I said
War-huh
It's an enemy of all mankind
No point of war
'Cos you're a man
*(Repeat)
Give it to me one time-now
Give it to me one time-now
War has shattered
Many young men's dreams
We've got no place for it today
They say we must fight to keep our freedom
But Lord, there's just got to be a better way
It ain't nothing but a heartbreaker
War
Friend only to the undertaker
War
War
War-Good God, now
Now
Give it to me one time now
Now now
What is it good for?

The Buffalo Theory and Beer.

In one episode of 'Cheers', Cliff is seated at the bar describing the Buffalo Theory to his buddy, Norm.

"Well you see, Norm, it's like this...A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members.

In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Now, as we know, excessive intake of alcohol kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine.

And that, Normy, is why you always feel smarter after a few beers."

I'm trying. My hardest, I want to do the right thing, but I FUCKING HATE BEING LIED TO!

Beware, I did another server change... if someting isn't working properly mail me at brent@evjen.ca

Just getting prepared for the big move.

Brgds.

Brent

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Some people will try to sell anything.

I did it. It took a pile of thought, and courage, but I did it. ... I've done the best that I can today..

Thanks Cara.