Friday, November 28, 2003

Right seat A320 $107,000
Right seat DC-9 $92,000
Left seat Dash8 $78,000
Right seat Dash8$52,000
Right seat HS748$51,000
Left seat =<12,500 LBS $48-50,000
But as everyone knows by now with all the WHORING that's going on, these salaries have or will drop significantly....
PAN..PAN...PAN...

Thursday, November 27, 2003

Can I get a YO!

So... Anyone who wants to visit us in Smithers is nov officialy invited! The hotel is open.


So... We've had the pleasure of having one of CMA's captains staying with us for the last month! Very cool!

Anyway, I get talking to her about some stuff... and she all of a sudden says, "You're talking about SUPER GAY MARIO!"

Yup, sure enough. Turns out everyone knows SUPER GAY MARIO...

NO, he is not invited to visit. The guy gives me the creeps!

Friday, November 14, 2003

Darling Nikki

I knew a girl named Nikki, I guess U could say she was a sex fiend
I met her in a hotel lobby masturbating with a magazine
She said, “How'd U like 2 waste some time?
And I could not resist when I saw little Nikki grind

She took me 2 her castle and I just couldn't believe my eyes
She had so many devices, everything that money could buy
She said, “Sign your name on the dotted line?
The lights went out and Nikki started 2 grind

Ow, Nikki!

The castle started spinning or maybe it was my brain
I can't tell U what she did 2 me, but me body will never be the same
Her lovin' will kick your behind, oh, she'll show U no mercy
But she'll sho'nuff, sho'nuff show U how 2 grind

Darlin' Nikki, oh!

I woke up the next morning, Nikki wasn't there
I looked all over, all I found was a phone number on the stairs
It said, “Thank U 4 a funky time
Call me up whenever U wanna grind?

Yeah, Nikki, oh!
Oh, come back Nikki, come back!
Your dirty little Prince wanna grind, grind, grind, ...!