I guess the reason I havn't posted anything in a while is because I have nothing to exciting to share!

Until now...

http://films.thelot.com/films/18286

Counting the days to Hong Kong! I am goin again... Watch this space for pictures!

The Red Planet is about to be spectacular!

Next month the Earth is catching up with Mars in an encounter that will culminate in the closest approach between the two planets in recorded history. The next time Mars may come this close is in 2287. Due to the way Jupiter's gravity tugs on Mars and perturbs its orbit, astronomers can only be certain that Mars has not come this close to Earth in the Last 5,000 years, but it may be as long as 60,000 years before it happens again.

The encounter will culminate on August 27th when Mars comes to within 34,649,589 miles of Earth and will be (next to the moon) the brightest object in the night sky. It will attain a magnitude of -2.9 and will appear 25.11 arc seconds wide. At a modest 75-power magnification Mars will look as large as the full moon to the naked eye. Mars will be easy to spot.

At the beginning of August it will rise in the east at 10p.m. and reach its azimuth at about 3 a.m. By the end of August when the two planets are closest, Mars will rise at nightfall and reach its highest point in the sky at 12:30a.m. That's pretty convenient to see something that no human being has seen in recorded history. So, mark your calendar at
the beginning of August to see Mars grow progressively brighter and brighter throughout the month.

Share this with your children and grandchildren.
NO ONE ALIVE TODAY WILL EVER SEE THIS AGAIN

The Chicken 

So... I've made some changes... and I've lost all the pictures that were not hosted locally.. Oh well, use your imagination.. Any new pictures should stick around.. Just use your imagination!

  ...I wish I was here... 

  Apparently I wasn't always allergic to dogs! 

 The new HOT-ROD! Our sexy new wagon! 

Check it out! http://trygve.evjen.ca

 Trygve and his old man hangin' out on the couch! (a very popular spot for both of them!) 

 Smiling Trygve! 

 
The new Fam... 

How many men does it take to open a beer?
None. It should be opened when she brings it.
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Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?
Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you.
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Why do women have smaller feet than men?
It's one of those "evolutionary things" that allows them to stand closer to the kitchen sink.
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How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?
When she starts a sentence with "A man once told me..."
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How do you fix a woman's watch?
You don't. There is a clock on the oven.
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Why do men fart more than women?
Because women can't shut up long enough to build up the required pressure.
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If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first?
The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in.
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What's worse than a Male Chauvinist Pig?
A woman who won't do what she's told.
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I married a Miss Right.
I just didn't know her first name was Always.
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Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90%.
It's called a Wedding Cake.
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Why do men die before their wives?
They want to.
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Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy.
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In the beginning, God created the earth and rested.
Then God created Man and rested.
Then God created Woman.
Since then, neither God nor Man has rested.

Isn't this guy the cutest little guy you've ever seen?!

I suck...

Once a month just isn't enough posting to my blog... I guess nobody reads it anymore anyway! Except for Cara... Hi Cara!

Sorry for the site being down for a bit again... I'm changing servers again.. back to Shaw (Shaw sucks)

I thought I had all the kinks worked out, then when I checked the site, it was 404..

It should be OK, by tomorrow... after all the DNS servers get caught up.

Until then!