After a long night of making love, a man notices a photo of another man  on the woman's nightstand by her bed. He begins to worry...  

 

"Is this your husband?" he nervously asks.

 

"No, silly," she replies, snuggling up to him.

 

"Your boyfriend, then?" he continues.

 

"No, not at all,"  she says, nibbling away at his ears.

 

"Is it your dad or your brother?"  he inquires, hoping to be reassured.

 

"No, no, no!!!" she answers.

 

Then he demands, "Well, who in the hell is he?"

 

"That's me before the surgery."